Copywriting for brands that don't do boring

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But without copywriting that nails the personality part, your brand might stay shy, polite or, God forbid, forgettable.

Your brand should be like the men your dad warned you about. Confident, bold and painfully magnetic. 

IF YOU’RE INTERESTING
YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE

Sure, looking good gets their foot in the door (hello branding, website and photography), but once they swipe right it’s up to your personality to make the sale.

What you need is a bad boy who loves his mum brand people adore. 

Once they love you? They’ll buy from you. Again and again and again.

And for that, you don’t need another dating app, you just need an expert copywriter who can bring your brand to life. 

Because people buy with emotions, then justify with logic.

First comes love, 
then comes money

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You write the copy, I give the guidance. 

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Small time frame, big results.

Full websites and sales pages for brands who wanna get seen. 

So why DIRTY? Mum has the same question (sorry, Ros).  

I’m all about finding the grit, the playful, the unexpected. Your brand’s your baby, and you didn’t *painfully* push it into the world to get lost in the crowd with phrases like ‘we believe,’ ‘our promise to you’, and ‘buy now while supplies last.’ 

There’s a better way to do things. 

It’s informed by data, driven by psychology and wins hearts with dollops of personality. 






It’s true, I’m a Celine Dion loving, piano-playing book worm who still can’t bring herself to say f*ck out loud.

The good girl behind the DIRTY brand.

I'm Marisa.

CHEESE LOVER. word nerd. EASY PICKINGS FOR A CULT.

- JEN OLMSTEAD, TONIC SITE SHOP

When I stumbled across Marisa's work, it was immediately clear she had the x-factor — standout copy with a tone of voice and turn of phrase that *sticks.*

"There are copywriters, then there are copyWRITERS, okay?

At second glance, what impressed me more is that she clearly knows how to adapt that tone (and her signature humor) to her clients and THEIR offers and audiences. (I cannot stress enough how not-typical this is.)

Spoiler alert: your customers do too. They'll last about 11 seconds on your website before they bounce. So your copy's got a big job: keep them reading.
                                   
 'Cos then? It can start selling. 

I genuinely hate boring.

LET'S DO THIS COPY THING

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Your website needs personality to make people fall in love with you.

And that's where my DIY, plug-n-play course comes in...to help you write a website WITH personality.

The best part? It comes with a whopping 26,000 word Dirty Copy bible written in the Dirty Copy style you can plug-n-play for *your* website.


Ok, whatever, you can read them for free 😏 Access the knowledge I’ve paid thousands to get, and tap into my copywriting and brand strategy brain.

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